jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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