I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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