No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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