cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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