'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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