have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize