just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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