He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so let's talk penis.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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