Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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