sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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