I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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