He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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