dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize