you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My vagina is very pro this idea
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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