Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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