Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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