So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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