i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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