We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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