the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think your dad took our porno
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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