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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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