why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
