we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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