My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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