In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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