Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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