stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize