Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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