too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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