She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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