Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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