I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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