Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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