just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my sisters under your porch take her home
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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