i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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