It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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