i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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