at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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