Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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i now understand why vodka
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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