with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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