at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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