discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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