ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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