The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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