Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Randomize
