Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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