I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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