Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he shaved USA in his pubs
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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