He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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