I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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