69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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