I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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