quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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