is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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