just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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