Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we're making bets on your personal life
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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