dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do vagina's smell?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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