i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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