why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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